You didn’t win. You just sat there. Breathing. Counting breaths like it’s a meditation app running on RNG-certified fate. The game? It’s not candy. It’s your grandmother humming an old hymn while waiting for luck that never comes.

We call it ‘Fu Niu Celebration’… but it’s just you, alone, after midnight, wondering if dignity is the new ROI.

So… when did YOU last cry after winning? Drop your screenshot below. (I’ll reply with a candlelight GIF.)