As a Chicago-based game designer with a Jewish-American twist, I’ve turned the chaotic energy of Funi Feast into a disciplined ritual. This isn’t about luck—it’s about strategy, self-awareness, and knowing when to walk away. From budgeting like a financial wizard to decoding promo waves like a season-ticket insider, here’s how I went from card-shy beginner to 'Lucky King'—and why you can too. Spoiler: it’s not magic. It’s math… with glitter.